“You’re Ned Stark’s bastard aren’t you"?” says Tyrion Lannister to Jon Snow, the indeed bastard son of King Ned Stark in the first episode of Game of Thrones.
Snow is not amused. “Did I offend you? Sorry.” Tyrion pauses. “You are the bastard though.”
It’s funny. Jon Snow was about to walk away in a big ol’ huff because a drunk prince with dwarfism calle…